No, don’t worry – I’m happy. It was just more simple to do a shorthand for “rage” than “happy”, in this context. Believe me, I tried. It’s just impossible getting it out with that word. On top of that, it wouldn’t hurt to add a bit of irony.

So, what is this “r.a.g.e.”? As you might have noticed, I haven’t really been keeping up with “updated weekly” for a while (read: ages), and so I – ages ago – thought up a good idea to work against that. Thus, I give you…:

Request a Gnubious Entry – aka. R.a.G.E!
[insert frantic cheering, loud happy music and a hint of the Pastafarian Heavens] (note: the subject of the FSM will most likely be touched upon soon)

It’s basically what it sounds like. Got a subject the requires my extreme world/galaxy/dimension-spanning knowledge of absurdly vast sizes, go ahead and poke me about it, and I might find it worthy to post about. It could be a new shot at some of the lines of different posts I’ve already written (not-so-odd comparisons, shaman stuff, utterly random things, drinking games – you name it). In the slim chance that I have absolutely no idea about what the subject is about, I’ll probably just be taken as a challenge, and end up cutting a “slight bit” of seriousness from the post. But then again, if you look for serious posts about serious things, what are you doing here in the first place? Not being serious is serious business, after all.

In short; bring the requests! Either here in the comments, on Twitter (@Gnub), via mail pigeon or whatever other communicative means you might find plausible – and believe will actually reach me.